Willie Geist

Chris Rock is a very funny man.

— Willie Geist

I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their…

— Willie Geist

If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest.

— Willie Geist

I keep my politics a little closer to me than others do.

— Willie Geist

Nashville, man. That's the place to be.

— Willie Geist

Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it.

— Willie Geist

People know the facts of a story just as well as the people on TV do, and they have more platforms to…

— Willie Geist

High on the list of things I've been meaning to do since I moved to New York in 2004 is going up…

— Willie Geist

The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes.

— Willie Geist

I hope I pass on my dad's good humor, work ethic and lack of self-seriousness. Our house was always a fun place…

— Willie Geist

Everyone worries about their kids, of course, but you can drive yourself nuts thinking about all the horrible things in the world…

— Willie Geist

If you're one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters…

— Willie Geist

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB

— Willie Geist

New York, it's people. It's grit. It's diversity of people. It's diversity of industry. In L.A. everyone's looking over their shoulder because…

— Willie Geist

When you're young, the blue blazer feels like a grown-up costume.

— Willie Geist

Do whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home.

— Willie Geist

You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' Sometimes comedy writes itself.

— Willie Geist

The thing about me is that I don't judge my audience. I welcome. It is a big tent.

— Willie Geist

It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the…

— Willie Geist

Bacon. Crispy. Salty. I could just eat a mountain of bacon for breakfast; it's so delicious.

— Willie Geist

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

— Willie Geist

I often eat Skippys Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I dont shamefully sneak it in the…

— Willie Geist

Watching 'CSI: Miami' is like watching 'Teen Jeopardy!' or doing the crossword puzzle in 'People' magazine. It makes you feel smart even…

— Willie Geist

I hate to make this point too often, but imagine for a moment George W. Bush were on his sixth vacation, and…

— Willie Geist

I'm pretty sure people are going to start writing letters again once the email fad passes.

— Willie Geist