Buckets Quote by Willie Geist

Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts.

— Anonymous

While I was walking I passed these two guys that were unloading this big Christmas tree off a truck. One guy, kept saying to…

— Anonymous

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

— Kristen Wiig

At least I don't look like a Christmas tree. You look like the star atop the tree.

— Anonymous

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

— Charles M. Schulz

“Instead of a thigh-high miniskirt or a leather bustier, I wore my usual ensemble—dark jeans, heavy boots, a long-sleeved T-shirt, and a black fleece…

— Jennifer Estep

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of…

— Frank Carson

I guess the roommates don't enjoy my Christmas cheer by putting the tree in my room.

— Anonymous

In the midst of the shopping and the wrapping and the arranging of presents under your tree this Christmas, may you not forget the…

— T. D. Jakes

Thanks for going to the office holiday party in a Christmas sweater that's more embarrassing than my behavior.

— Anonymous

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

— Mo Rocca

“Tapping a little bell, I leaned on the desk and turned to look at a small, traditionally decorated Christmas tree on a table near…

— Thomas Ligotti