It doesn't matter if you're famous or infamous. All that matters is you're a celebrity. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I hate to make this point too often, but imagine for a moment George W. Bush were on his sixth vacation, and… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Watching 'CSI: Miami' is like watching 'Teen Jeopardy!' or doing the crossword puzzle in 'People' magazine. It makes you feel smart even… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' Sometimes comedy writes itself. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Everyone worries about their kids, of course, but you can drive yourself nuts thinking about all the horrible things in the world… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Contrary to conventional wisdom, the blue blazer's a bit of a loose cannon. A suit decided long ago what it wanted to… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
If you're one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
When you live in New York City, you run up a long list of things you've been meaning to do. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he's a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute you put on… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
People know the facts of a story just as well as the people on TV do, and they have more platforms to hold the… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
High on the list of things I've been meaning to do since I moved to New York in 2004 is going up to a… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I hope I pass on my dad's good humor, work ethic and lack of self-seriousness. Our house was always a fun place where you'd… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Everyone worries about their kids, of course, but you can drive yourself nuts thinking about all the horrible things in the world - and… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
If you're one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters Sunday, you… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
