Asked Quote by Jenna McCarthy
“If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy.”
“If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy.”
![“[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.” quote by Jenna McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/dd5/jenna-mccarthy-30648_able_newlyweds-these-optimistic-young-bastard_1666904.jpg)
