Funny Quote by Katharine Hepburn Download Open image “Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!” — Katharine Hepburn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Getting high Men Pot Toilets
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet. — Patrick Süskind Copy Share Image
“PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT HAVING A POT TO PISS IN?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You love is something like shit, my love at least I have a pot to piss — Eric Ryan Elliott Copy Share Image
“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
“Go along with it, Ed. I am begging. I am on the ground begging you." "You're standing at a urinal about to take a… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said to my… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
Our Constitution was not intended to be used by ... any group to foist its personal religious beliefs on the rest of us. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
The only time I am ever miserable is when I do something just for the money. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
You don't pick who you fall in love with. There are so few people to love. It's hard for one adult to even like… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get . . . Only with what you are expected to give. . . . Which is everything. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
I could peel you like a pear and god himself would see the justice in it. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
It is the plain women who know about love; the beautiful women are too busy being fascinating. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
