Funny Quote by Patrick Carman Download Open image “There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.” — Patrick Carman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Librarian Mouths Potty Potty mouth
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Bang! Bang! Bang! Sorry Mr. Yipes, sir, she won't budge!' Put your back into it, man, give it all you've got!' Bang! Bang! Bang! — Patrick Carman Copy Share Image
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