Quote by Rachel Renée Russell

“But I had to admit that maybe the reason I'd had a meltdown wasn't just about the shower. I think the shower door was,…

— Sarra Manning

“I’d rather lie under an elephant suffering from diarrhea with my mouth open wide.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence.”

— Michael Chabon

“For weeks, I’d been frozen, sealed-off; now, in the shower, I would turn up the water as hard as it would go and howl,…

— Donna Tartt

“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My armpits smell like a baboon belch, which doesn’t make me want to shower, as you’d imagine, but rather it makes me want to…

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing I have witnessed, from lava to crustacean, assailed me liked the caked debris haunting that small plastic soap hammock in the smaller of…

— Werner Herzog

“Ah, that’s downwind, which is why I couldn’t smell it. There might be some elephants there too!”

— Asif W

“So you're saying that after I take a disappointing shower I should get in bed and lay there and weep?”

— Mike Rowe

“That shower thing was hilarious," he said when I finished. "It was irresponsible! Why can't anyone see that?" "But that bitch had it coming.”

— Richelle Mead

“I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!”

— Tamara Rose Blodgett