Humor Quote by Richelle Mead

“she had insisted upon showing him her new showerbath. "You press that knob," she had said, "and look—" Innumerable needles of water shot down.…

— Virginia Woolf

“I had a nice, long, hot shower but didn't come up with any great ideas. What a waste.”

— Jordan Krumbine

“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Everything you have heard about the shower scene is true.”

— Paul Verhoeven

“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“So you're saying that after I take a disappointing shower I should get in bed and lay there and weep?”

— Mike Rowe

“Jill's face was hard when PE ended, and I had the feeling she was trying not to cry. I tried talking to her in…

— Richelle Mead

“But I had to admit that maybe the reason I'd had a meltdown wasn't just about the shower. I think the shower door was,…

— Sarra Manning

“I guess I'll get a shower," I said, grabbing a towel and my shower bag. "I'll alert the media," Kara deadpanned, keeping her head…

— Jamie McGuire

“It’s hard to do a really good job on anything you don’t think about in the shower.”

— Paul Graham

“There was the sink incident - which I may have overreacted to because it reminded me of a memory I had of my parents…

— Samantha Young

“Taking a step forward, he opened the glass door. She looked at him and waited. “I told you, I need to shower, too.” “There…

— Heather Graham