Elephant Quote by Suzanne Wright

“I'd rather lie under an elephant suffering from diarrea with my mouth open wide.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence.”

— Michael Chabon

“I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's cunt”

— Charles Bukowski

“Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant. ”

— Anonymous

“But a cold shower in stinky black muck that looked and smelled like elephant diarrhea would probably make most people have a meltdown.”

— Rachel Renée Russell

“Were we to be engaged in a war . . we should become absolutely destitute of elephants. . .What would our children do without…

— Paul Chambers

“Doesn´t she have diarrhea of the mouth?”

— Anna Quindlen

“God, I felt as if I had just been flattened by ‘Elmer’ the elephant.”

— Adele Rose

“There’s no way a person could have this much diarrhea and survive.”

— Christina Lauren

“And so we nearly ran into an elephant; eh?”

— Laura Lee Hope

“I'm a straw upon the surface of the deep, and am tossed in all directions by the elephants”

— Charles Dickens

“She uttered a sound rather like an elephant taking its foot out of a mud hole in a Burmese teak forest.”

— P G Wodehouse