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“Ew.' 'Yeah,' Claire said. 'I need a shower.' 'I don't think a shower's going to cut it. Maybe fire hoses, and those brushes they…

— Rachel Caine

“In between them stood an elephant and she felt she ought to point it out.”

— Paula Hawkins

“And so we nearly ran into an elephant; eh?”

— Laura Lee Hope

“I'd rather lie under an elephant suffering from diarrea with my mouth open wide.”

— Suzanne Wright

“But perhaps you do not understand. I was crippled, crippled by an elephant that came through the roof - Madam LaVaughn”

— Kate DiCamillo

“What if you like the elephant were gone to the place you were meant, after all, to be?”

— Kate DiCamillo

“Even when the elephant leaves the room, there is a massive amount of dung.”

— Wyatt Pringle Jr

“The novel is a kind of elephant. But I like to make that elephant dance on a quarter.”

— John Banville

“When elephants fight, the grass suffers.”

— Nnedi Okorafor

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ”

— Stephen King

“An elephant trumpeted, raising its trunk into the sky, as they flew overhead. To the untrained eye, it seemed like a greeting. But Cecilia,…

— Brian Falkner

“Ah, that’s downwind, which is why I couldn’t smell it. There might be some elephants there too!”

— Asif W