Quote by P G Wodehouse Download Open image ““You see', said Ukridge, ' I dislike subterfuge'.”” — P G Wodehouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Ukridge was the sort of man who asks you to dinner, borrows money from you to pay the bill, and winds up the evening… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Now that your speech impediment has been rectified, perhaps you might say something. It would be best if it were humorous. I enjoy a… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“I hate subtitles, I hate to wait… There is nothing into it, just typical ordinary human "hatred".” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
“I know I am talking nonsense, but I’d rather go rambling on, and partly expressing something I find it difficult to express, than to… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
“Don't think that people hate you, strongly dislike is a better word for it.” — Sarah van Waterschoot Copy Share Image
“I like everything," I replied, feeling misrepresented and only half amused right back. "I don't hate the world. I'm scared of it. There's a… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“He called you a mother fucker, but with Farlander, the way you decline a word lends additional negativity or positivity. He said you fuck… — Megan Derr Copy Share Image
“I hate when people say 'I see'. It doesn't mean anything and I think it's hostile. Whenever anyone tells me 'I see' I think… — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
“I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Major-General Sir Wilfred Bosher came to distribute the prizes at that school', proceeded Gussie in a dull, toneless voice.'He dropped a book. He stooped… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you suffer in the same way, but with me the act of talking in the nature of real mashed potatoes… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He seemed a little uneasy, and he welcomed me with something of the gratitude of the shipwrecked mariner who sights a sail.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“It is a peculiar thing in life that the people you most particularly want to edge away from always seem to cluster round like… — p g wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She had a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I gave it up. The man annoyed me. I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie, but… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“So!' he said, at length, and it came as a complete surprise to me that fellows ever really do say 'So!'. I had always… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She is a waitress at his lordships club. My God! The Proletariat! The lower middle classes, sir. Well, yes, by stretching it a bit,… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
