“Lord Marshmoreton: I wish I could get you see my point of view. George Bevan: I do see your point of view. But dimly. You see, my own takes up such a lot of the foreground” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“It was the look which Ajax had in his eyes when he defied the lightning, the look which nervous husbands have when they announce their intention of going round the corner to bowl a few games with the boys. One… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Major-General Sir Wilfred Bosher came to distribute the prizes at that school', proceeded Gussie in a dull, toneless voice.'He dropped a book. He stooped… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you suffer in the same way, but with me the act of talking in the nature of real mashed potatoes… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He seemed a little uneasy, and he welcomed me with something of the gratitude of the shipwrecked mariner who sights a sail.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“It is a peculiar thing in life that the people you most particularly want to edge away from always seem to cluster round like… — p g wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She had a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge.” — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I gave it up. The man annoyed me. I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie, but… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“So!' he said, at length, and it came as a complete surprise to me that fellows ever really do say 'So!'. I had always… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She is a waitress at his lordships club. My God! The Proletariat! The lower middle classes, sir. Well, yes, by stretching it a bit,… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Bingo Little, under the influence of romantic love or, perhaps just under the influence;..once said,'There is no love without perfect trust','Who told you that?'… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Roderick Spode is the founder of the Saviours of Britain, a fascist organisation better know as the 'Black Shorts'... When you say 'shorts' mean… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
