Love Quote by P G Wodehouse

“I remained motionless, like a ventriloquist's dummy whose ventriloquist has gone off to the local and left it sitting.”

— P G Wodehouse

“I turned round and Jeeves shied like a startled mustang.”

— P G Wodehouse

“Major-General Sir Wilfred Bosher came to distribute the prizes at that school', proceeded Gussie in a dull, toneless voice.'He dropped a book. He stooped…

— P G Wodehouse

“I don't know if you suffer in the same way, but with me the act of talking in the nature of real mashed potatoes…

— P G Wodehouse

“He seemed a little uneasy, and he welcomed me with something of the gratitude of the shipwrecked mariner who sights a sail.”

— P G Wodehouse

“It is not too much to say I was piqued to the tonsils.”

— P G Wodehouse

“You see', said Ukridge, ' I dislike subterfuge'.”

— P G Wodehouse

“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.”

— P G Wodehouse

“It is a peculiar thing in life that the people you most particularly want to edge away from always seem to cluster round like…

— p g wodehouse

“She had a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge.”

— P G Wodehouse

“I gave it up. The man annoyed me. I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie, but…

— P G Wodehouse

“So!' he said, at length, and it came as a complete surprise to me that fellows ever really do say 'So!'. I had always…

— P G Wodehouse