Elephant Quote by Kate Spade

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I…

— Mitch Hedberg

I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a funny line.

— Hannes Holm

I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they…

— Aziz Ansari

The world rests upon a turtle, which itself stands on the back of an elephant!” Alek tried not to laugh. “Then what does the…

— Scott Westerfeld

I don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write because that tends to be a little forced. Sometimes the funniest…

— Tom Green

Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

— Doris Lessing

I don't necessarily sit down like, 'I need to write jokes.' I try to live a lot of life so that things happen to…

— Janelle James

I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I…

— Keith Flint

I like some of my stuff not to be particularly funny. It's supposed to be amusing, entertaining or thought-provoking, like a curiosity. If you…

— Limmy

I always like to make some jokes, sometimes.

— Metta World Peace

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ”

— Stephen King

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

— Demetri Martin