It's in me to get steaming and to think too much, worry too much about the future, the past. — Limmy Fear Copy Share Image
If I call myself an actor, it sounds like I'm trying to pass myself off as someone who went to drama school. — Limmy Actor Copy Share Image
I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you. — Limmy Around Copy Share Image
I've never been an embarrassed, 'never talk about their feelings' sort of person. — Limmy About Copy Share Image
I love 'The Twilight Zone,' the original black and white ones with Rod Serling's wee bit at the beginning. — Limmy Beginning Copy Share Image
It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't feel comfortable calling myself a writer or a director or an actor. — Limmy Actor Copy Share Image
I was reading stories by Raymond Carver and some of his stuff sort of ended abruptly here and there, where in other… — Limmy Ended Copy Share Image
I'm not a mad genius or anything, but I'm just constantly driven to make things up, but I wonder who I'm doing… — Limmy Anything Copy Share Image
I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just… — Limmy Funny Copy Share Image
I was asked before to go out on '8 out of 10 Cats,' and I've been asked to go on 'Question Time,'… — Limmy Asked Copy Share Image
Some people don't like showing any deviation from normality, but I like talking about things like that, so talking about my mental… — Limmy Big Copy Share Image
I think most people like a bit of freedom and hearing things that they might not agree with, rather than just having… — Limmy Freedom Copy Share Image
I felt I was a bit switched off for years, not really caring about things. I don't know if that's depression or… — Limmy Caring Copy Share Image
Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
When I was wee, in the middle of the summer, the big field behind the shops would be filled with dry grass… — Limmy Big Copy Share Image
With my upbringing and where I grew up, people slagged people. If you slagged them, they'd slag you back... I know it… — Limmy Back Copy Share Image
I tell people on Facebook what my Playstation user name is. It's quite a social thing. I put the headset on and… — Limmy Name Copy Share Image
One thing I like to do is visit technical forums and ask for help regarding an entirely fictitious problem I'm having with… — Limmy Ask for help Copy Share Image
A guy playing pool in a pub once said to me that they should put me on the telly. It went in… — Limmy Best Copy Share Image
I don't really read a lot. I got a few Booker Prize books and some others and thought I'd try this but… — Limmy Books Copy Share Image
You hear people talking about a Scottish sense of humour, or a Glaswegian sense of humour, all sorts of countries and cities… — Limmy Dark Copy Share Image
Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind… — Limmy Christmas Copy Share Image
