I mean, maybe I'm alternative in that my stuff's not mainstream, doesn't want to be mainstream, could never be mainstream. — Limmy Alternative Copy Share Image
I'm alright with being disliked rather than trying to be perfect, because you get to relax then. — Limmy Alright Copy Share Image
With the Internet I just love how anything goes, especially in the light of this whole Sachsgate. — Limmy Anything Copy Share Image
Once you get it in your head you're finished with something, to go back, it hurts. — Limmy Back Copy Share Image
You can get too involved with all the wee things in life, but the most important thing is you're alive and well. — Limmy Alive Copy Share Image
For me, in my mind personally and privately, there are no limits to comedy. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
No, I don't think I'll ever get any stalkers, as I'm the stalker type myself. — Limmy Any Copy Share Image
I don't need a lot: I've got a telly, a computer - what else can you get me? — Limmy Computer Copy Share Image
I felt I was a bit switched off for years, not really caring about things. I don't know if that's depression or… — Limmy Caring Copy Share Image
Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I think on my passport form I described myself as 'entertainer,' filling it in, in a Post Office or something. I felt… — Limmy Entertainer Copy Share Image
I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of… — Limmy Humor Copy Share Image
Going to the doctors - for me that was quite brave, taking that first step. That was a bit scary, saying that… — Limmy Brave Copy Share Image
I don't mind people liking or not liking me. If you make something and then in the back of your mind you… — Limmy Better Copy Share Image
I think I called myself an entertainer on my son's birth certificate. That sounds a bit Sammy Davis Jr. or Brian Conley,… — Limmy Birth Copy Share Image
Trolling can be a great way to engage with the world, a way to regain self-esteem and happiness, or, dare I say… — Limmy Great Copy Share Image
I've said before I think the best thing about social media is that it brings people together and the worst thing about… — Limmy Best Copy Share Image
I don't want Scotland to be more important than England. There's just a cancer of low self-esteem in Scotland and a general… — Limmy Country Copy Share Image
I've been told to 'man up' after talking about depression on Twitter. Man up means 'be strong because that's what a man… — Limmy Emotional strength Copy Share Image
I think everybody in the world should agree to no care about anything. But we'll all have to do it at the… — Limmy Agree Copy Share Image
I'm genuine! I've not got some dark, shadowy corporation behind me pulling the strings. — Limmy Behind Copy Share Image
I'd never dance at school discos, I couldn't believe people could show themselves like that. — Limmy Believe Copy Share Image
People say 'Limmy's Show' is kind of hit or miss, but I'd rather that than having something generally likable. — Limmy Generally Copy Share Image
Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background. — Limmy Background Copy Share Image
I never made my website to try and get anywhere, it was just a laugh. — Limmy Anywhere Copy Share Image
Me, you could stick me in solitary confinement for 100 years and I'd be fine. — Limmy 100 years Copy Share Image
I've just got a really sick sense of humour that's separate from reality. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
If the Internet went down or there was no telly I would be 'oh no, oh no.' — Limmy Down Copy Share Image
There have been occasions when some people have taken me very seriously. — Limmy Been Copy Share Image
I like wee arguments, I've never been into jokes. I'm more into strange things and madness and things escalating and things not… — Limmy Madness Copy Share Image
Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
When streaming came out years ago I loved it. I loved having an audience, I loved chatting away and looking at a… — Limmy Career Copy Share Image
I write in quite a simple way because that's just the way I write. The vocab I use is quite wee. That's… — Limmy Because Copy Share Image
I would like to one day write a nice big novel and enjoy writing it and people enjoy reading it but I… — Limmy Big book Copy Share Image
People who give off about fat-shaming and body-shaming are often the same people who talk about Trump's hair or how fat he… — Limmy Big Copy Share Image
People say what they think online because it's not to your face. That's a good thing. You don't really want people just… — Limmy Being Copy Share Image
I think I was an alcoholic. There are all these grey areas about what makes you an alcoholic - you can't cope… — Limmy Caring Copy Share Image
My son likes Doctor Seuss books, but they're right tongue twisters. You get to certain bits and you stumble your words and… — Limmy Books Copy Share Image
