I think most people like a bit of freedom and hearing things that they might not agree with, rather than just having… — Limmy Freedom Copy Share Image
I think I was an alcoholic. There are all these grey areas about what makes you an alcoholic - you can't cope… — Limmy Caring Copy Share Image
I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just… — Limmy Funny Copy Share Image
I write in quite a simple way because that's just the way I write. The vocab I use is quite wee. That's… — Limmy Because Copy Share Image
A guy playing pool in a pub once said to me that they should put me on the telly. It went in… — Limmy Best Copy Share Image
Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind… — Limmy Christmas Copy Share Image
I don't want Scotland to be more important than England. There's just a cancer of low self-esteem in Scotland and a general… — Limmy Country Copy Share Image
It's almost like schizophrenia the way I get ideas about things that are not really happening and just end up focusing on… — Limmy End Copy Share Image
Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them… — Limmy Funny Copy Share Image
Some people don't seem to be able to distinguish between humour and what you really feel. They forget that there's a difference… — Limmy Fantasy Copy Share Image
People say what they think online because it's not to your face. That's a good thing. You don't really want people just… — Limmy Being Copy Share Image
I was reading stories by Raymond Carver and some of his stuff sort of ended abruptly here and there, where in other… — Limmy Ending Copy Share Image
I think I called myself an entertainer on my son's birth certificate. That sounds a bit Sammy Davis Jr. or Brian Conley,… — Limmy Birth Copy Share Image
When streaming came out years ago I loved it. I loved having an audience, I loved chatting away and looking at a… — Limmy Career Copy Share Image
I'd never dance at school discos, I couldn't believe people could show themselves like that. — Limmy Believe Copy Share Image
I don't need a lot: I've got a telly, a computer - what else can you get me? — Limmy Computer Copy Share Image
My son likes Doctor Seuss books, but they're right tongue twisters. You get to certain bits and you stumble your words and… — Limmy Books Copy Share Image
I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but… — Limmy Care Copy Share Image
If I call myself an actor, it sounds like I'm trying to pass myself off as someone who went to drama school. — Limmy Actor Copy Share Image
I would like to one day write a nice big novel and enjoy writing it and people enjoy reading it but I… — Limmy Big book Copy Share Image
Me, you could stick me in solitary confinement for 100 years and I'd be fine. — Limmy 100 years Copy Share Image
If the Internet went down or there was no telly I would be 'oh no, oh no.' — Limmy Down Copy Share Image
