It's almost like schizophrenia the way I get ideas about things that are not really happening and just end up focusing on… — Limmy End Copy Share Image
I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but… — Limmy Care Copy Share Image
I always wanted to get on the telly. Then see when I did, and there was talk about doing more online, Comedy… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
My maw died when I was 20. You tune into the radio or the telly and life goes on. Things keep on… — Limmy Life Copy Share Image
I'm just someone who likes making lots of things up and trying to be funny. That's about it. — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't drink anymore, I don't go up the town and I'm not interested in events and parties. — Limmy Drink Copy Share Image
You can get too involved with all the wee things in life, but the most important thing is you're alive and well. — Limmy Alive Copy Share Image
I've always had something a wee bit up with me, but I think it's some kind of learning difficulty. It's always been… — Limmy Adversity Copy Share Image
I get a lot of ideas sitting in the living room staring at the walls or lying in bed thinking about things. — Limmy Ideas Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel. — Limmy Nice Copy Share Image
If you run about trying to make people like you all the time you'd never get anything done. — Limmy Done Copy Share Image
The word 'cult' is almost a nice way of saying a lot of people hate you, or have never heard of you.… — Limmy Everything Copy Share Image
I like some of my stuff not to be particularly funny. It's supposed to be amusing, entertaining or thought-provoking, like a curiosity.… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I think I was maybe a ned. I don't know. I had a trakkie, a cap and got into trouble when I… — Limmy I think Copy Share Image
Sometimes there were certain things in 'Limmy's Show' where I'd be having to come up with six episodes and as a result… — Limmy Certain things Copy Share Image
There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way… — Limmy Comedy Copy Share Image
I was reading some Raymond Carver. I really liked how he did that 'slice of life' thing. Because I'm not much of… — Limmy Books Copy Share Image
Being in somebody else's thing and saying their words and not having any right to change it - I don't know how… — Limmy Being Copy Share Image
