Funny Quote by Janelle James

I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write…

— Chris D'Elia

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the…

— John Mulaney

I have this natural thing in my head that when I sit down to write something serious, I tend to make jokes. I can't…

— Justin Simien

I've never actually sat down and written a joke.

— Eddie Griffin

The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I…

— Chris Rock

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

I've never sat down and written jokes. I wouldn't know how to.

— Kayvan Novak

I don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write because that tends to be a little forced. Sometimes the funniest…

— Tom Green

I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair.

— Greg Abbott

I tend to develop my rambling anecdotes by actually getting up and performing them. That's the joy/horror of stand up - if you have…

— Greg Davies

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

— David Spade