“ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, BABY! GOTTA ROW TO THAT FUNKY BEAT, BABY!” she howled. “DANCING DOWN THE STREEEEEEEAM!” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“EMBARRASSED!! I knew right then and there I had pretty much” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“about but a business deal?” “I—I don’t have the slightest idea!” I stammered. That’s when I looked deep into my father’s eyes… — Rachel Renée Russell Business Copy Share Image
“MY fault if those snobby little drama queens RUINED” — Rachel Renée Russell Little Drama Copy Share Image
Wine intoxicates for a time, but the end is bitterness. — Rachel Renée Russell Bitterness Copy Share Image
“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!” — Rachel Renée Russell Happiness Copy Share Image
“Miss Bri-Bri has designed a gazillion booty-ful dresses for very famous and important people, like Princess Sugar Plum, Selena Gomez, Beyoncé, and… — Rachel Renée Russell Fashion Copy Share Image
“My dad opened the door and stuck his head in. “Nikki, it’s me. I need to be on the social medium,” he… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries — Rachel Renée Russell Bigs Copy Share Image
“I knew middle school was going to be challenging, but I never expected to end up DEAD in the computer lab, wearing… — Rachel Renée Russell Computers Copy Share Image
“HIDEOUS! Sorry, Mom, but vomit green is NOT my colour. And that dress is impossible to walk in! It’s so tight around… — Rachel Renée Russell Dance Copy Share Image
“Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah,” and then you just repeat those words 1,962 times until the song… — Rachel Renée Russell Song Copy Share Image
You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT — Rachel Renée Russell Baby Copy Share Image
“OMG! Look at that! They’re ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don’t tell me. They were giving them away for free… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS! — Rachel Renée Russell Angelic Copy Share Image
“But of course I said all of that inside my head so no one else heard it but me.” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Dream big dreams because little dreams have no magic. — Rachel Renee Russell Dream big Copy Share Image
“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max"). — Rachel Renée Russell Courtesy Copy Share Image
“Thanks to them, not only did I look like a cover model, but by lunchtime I had received a half dozen compliments… — Rachel Renée Russell Lip gloss Copy Share Image
