Quote by Rachel Renée Russell

“I'm the bathroom master I'm a real bowl blaster Don't mess with me 'Cause I can mess it up faster With just one flush…

— R.U. Slime

“This quick foray onto the toilet has been no different an endeavor than any other time I’ve used the restroom in my adult life.…

— Jen Lancaster

“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flushes. It’s a diet soda, so it’s less filling…

— Jarod Kintz

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“Listen—when you're on the toilet, from the point of view of the toilet, you are not an icon taking a crap. You are a…

— Tori Amos

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“Go stick your head in the toilet and flush twice,”

— Dean Koontz

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal