Humor Quote by Richard J Bell Download Open image ““Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”” — Richard J Bell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I launched into my speech, it took me a few seconds to realize that the only one listening was max (the dog) but at… — Sammi Carter Copy Share Image
“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you," Chuck said,… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
“To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I could close the bathroom door, or I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Next time when I tell you to do something, you do it. And be careful with your dirty mouth, it can get you in… — Dora Sky Copy Share Image
“I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you stand too close to your reflection, you cannot see the full picture of who you are.” — Richard J Bell Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
