Eggs Quote by Kirsty McKay

“With Jimmy’s collection we would have an almost endless supply of farts so that part was taken care”

— Lee M. Winter

“Slick, come up to the crow's nest for some fresh air? Can't blame you. Those beans served at lunch may be Hitler's latest secret…

— Dane Hatchell

“Michael put a deodorant in the car which Julie wished he would stop called,'Aunty Alice's anti-fart stick,' in front of the children.”

— Elizabeth M. Thompson

“At last the Mouse, who seemed to be a person of authority among them, called out, ‘Sit down, all of you, and listen to…

— Lewis Carroll

“Alice would give anything, anything at all, to be lying in bed with Nick, waiting for a cup of tea. Maybe he got sick…

— Liane Moriarty

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could…

— Jarod Kintz

“And they made Alice drink something from a bottle which reduced her to a size where she could no longer cry 'Curiouser and curiouser,'…

— Ray Bradbury

“count your eggs while they’re still up inside the chicken’s ass,”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“ Boy and Egg Every few minutes, he wants to march the trail of flattened rye grass back to the house of muttering hens.…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

“First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with…

— Rick Riordan

“Martha Raye slipped up to the colonel and she said, 'Sir, where do we eat?' He said, 'You mess with the men.' 'I know…

— Elizabeth Berg

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin