Farts Quote by Dane Hatchell

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could…

— Jarod Kintz

If one eats beans, he farts to kill

— Juju

“At moments like this he suspected that Hitler had been nothing but a harried bureaucrat and Satan himself a mental defective with a rudimentary…

— Stephen King

“Alice finds a packet of scotch eggs in someone's bag. And then there's nothing more to do other then to put on as many…

— Kirsty McKay

“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,…

— Samuel Beckett

“If Stalin or Hitler arrested me and tossed me into one of those camps, I would carve words with my fingernails. If they cut…

— Conrad Wesselhoeft

“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just as I…

— Michael Buckley

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

Hitler suffered acutely from meteorism; perhaps he did not suffer so acutely as those around him, since meteorism is uncontrolled farting, a condition exacerbated…

— A. N. Wilson

“When we first arrived at Auschwitz there were birds. I didn't know what kind, just brown birds, like the finches. They came for about…

— Lawrence Thornton

“If you decide what color jelly beans to eat based just on the papers that get published, you’re making the same mistake the army…

— Jordan Ellenberg