Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM…AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec Copy Share Image
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think that everything starts to go to hell when you start smelling your own farts and complimenting yourself on how great they smell.… — D. B. Weiss Copy Share Image
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
There I sat all broken hearted, Tried to shit and only farted. Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart and shit my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
