Funny facebook status Quote by Renneec

Admit it, you've farted & blamed it on somebody else before.

— Anonymous

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have…

— Bob Saget

Having someone else to blame when there is a rude smell in the air.

— Jane Horrocks

I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart…

— Lol

My farts smell like they shit their pants.

— Green Monk

Dear person sitting next to me, just because I didnt hear you fart doesnt mean you didn't sincerly the only other person in the…

— Unkown

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

— Robert Gottlieb

There I sat all broken hearted, Tried to shit and only farted. Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart and shit my…

— Anonymous

Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person…

— Paul Auster

You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!

— John Marston