Ass Quote by John Marston Download Open image “You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!” — John Marston ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Couldn Shoot Fart Fart Ass Inspirational Love Shoot Shoot Fart
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM…AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec Copy Share Image
I've met some sick bastards in my life, Seth, but you...you're special. — John Marston Copy Share Image
He ain't gonna to be no frontier gunslinger, killing and running in no gang though. That way's over. Railroads and government and motor cars… — John Marston Copy Share Image
I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No. — John Marston Copy Share Image
You and West Dickens are so crooked you could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews. — John Marston Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
