Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Only an 'asshole' can fart in someone's face.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
