Jealousy Quote by Sparki Dee Download Open image “You can talk behind my back while I fart on your face” — Sparki Dee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jealousy Two faced people
Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talking behind my back only means YOU RESPECT MY PRESENCES ENOUGH to know better than to act up in my face... — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
If you hate me never talk behind my back because it feels good to know that you can't face me — Suuka Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Most people in your face do the most talking behind your back... And you don't even know it — MLY AB Copy Share Image
You can say anything behind my back! This just proves that you're too scared to tell it in front of my face! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
The vision of the left, full of envy and resentment, takes its worst toll on those at the bottom - whether black or white… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
“That's the catch about betrayal, of course: that it feels good, that there's something immensely pleasurable about moving from a complicated relationship which involves… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“To be mature is, we're told, to move beyond possessiveness. Jealousy is for babies. The mature person knows that no one owns anyone.” — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
“He often remembered his dad's admonition that envy was mental theft. If you coveted another man's possessions, Dad said, then you should be willing… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Being with a jealous person is better than someone who never cares about what you do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont hate me cause ur man want me dont be jealouse cause hes thinking of when he says he loves u dont hate him… — Ana Copy Share Image
~Haters only Hate things they cant have and the people they cant be. its just a little thing called Jealousy~ — Im Nothing Copy Share Image
“Love is like a box, fair on every side, jealousy is like a triangle, sharp at every corner,miss is like a circle,endless” — Nabil Marzuq Khairi Copy Share Image
Men are jealous of every woman, even when they dont have the slightest interest in her themselves. — Jan Neruda Copy Share Image
avarice breeds envy, a worm that is always gnawing, letting the avaricious enjoy neither their own nor anyone else's good. — St. Catherine of Siena Copy Share Image
I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do. — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
