Funny Quote by Sparki Dee Download Open image “Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek?” — Sparki Dee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Donkey From Shrek Funny Tv
The last six months of 'EastEnders' were a struggle and when I watched Steve Owen's character on screen during that time, I could see… — Martin Kemp Copy Share Image
Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning? — Paul Keating Copy Share Image
Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
You see George Clooney, and you think he's suave and handsome and really charming, but he's such a goofball! — Britt Robertson Copy Share Image
I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise it was Kim Kardashian. — Shanna Moakler Copy Share Image
That Shaw is the most egotistical thing! He hogged the camera and spent more time with the hairdresser and the makeup man than any… — Lana Turner Copy Share Image
I've always had this nightmare of going back to the Kingdome and seeing myself waddle in bald, overweight, with a big belly hanging over… — Steve Largent Copy Share Image
He was gorgeous, and I absolutely, no question, had to be drooling. After a quick and hopefully stealthy check – big show, I wasn’t!- I found myself wonder what color his eyes were. Brown maybe. Or even hazel. Either way…wow, just wow. Deer? Headlights? Hi, I’m Ali. — Gena Showalter Copy Share
“Cameron. He was burly big with an innocent-looking baby face.” — Jennifer Malone Wright Copy Share Image
People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron… So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant,… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
