Facebook status Quote by Sparki Dee Download Open image “Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it” — Sparki Dee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Laughter Stupidity
If you think you're gonna have pity on me or take it easy on me, then I'm gonna have to help you off your… — Shaquem Griffin Copy Share Image
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should really FACE up to the fact you never let me DOWN even when I'm a complete ASS you never give UP on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shut the fuck up ur so annoying and you think your the shit lmao sit the fuck down — Me Copy Share Image
You know what I pay attention to? Butts in the seats. That's what my mother used to say: 'Are there butts in those seats?'… — Leslie Uggams Copy Share Image
I have found that sitting in a place where you have never sat before can be inspiring. — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
