“She wants to paint the living room yellow. I have not the words.” — Mil Millington Artist Copy Share Image
“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The efficacy of an arbitrary personal attack is that it clears a path for the important issues.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless,… — Mil Millington Dangerous Copy Share Image
“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone… — Mil Millington Time Copy Share Image
“See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) «Those trousers make your backside look fat.» (b) «You're a… — Mil Millington Arguement Copy Share Image
“Mostly, however, we've got it smooth and efficient now. We don't have to think. She says, 'What are you doing?', I peer… — Mil Millington Business Copy Share Image
“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of… — Mil Millington Humor Copy Share Image
“Zach was sitting in the passenger seat, seemingly calm and happy and content with his place in the world. The git.” — Mil Millington Happy and content Copy Share Image
“The annoying thing about time is that it takes time...but no amount of it is enough when you are waiting to be… — Mil Millington Time Copy Share Image
“Just think of Emily Bronte, for example: psychotically bookish - but was there ever a woman screaming out so loudly for a… — Mil Millington Too long Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of… — Mil Millington Humor Copy Share Image
