Quote by Mil Millington Download Open image ““I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.”” — Mil Millington ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
“As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“You’re so full of shit, if you ever had an enema you’d evaporate into thin air.” — Catherine Doyle Copy Share Image
“This was how it could be done. This was how you lived with a terrible secret. You just did it. You pretended everything was… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“My mother had removed my intestines and used them to tie a noose around my neck. She just hadn't kick the stool out from… — Francesca Zappia Copy Share Image
“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I once swallowed my difference without water on an empty stomach.” — Simon Armitage Copy Share Image
“I felt disincarnate, cut loose from myself. How it would feel to be back in my body again I couldn’t imagine.” — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“And then all my expectations intoxicated me from the depth of my heart to the pit of my stomach.” — Manahil Copy Share Image
“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous,… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) «Those trousers make your backside look fat.» (b) «You're a repellently obese… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Mostly, however, we've got it smooth and efficient now. We don't have to think. She says, 'What are you doing?', I peer at her… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The efficacy of an arbitrary personal attack is that it clears a path for the important issues.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The annoying thing about time is that it takes time...but no amount of it is enough when you are waiting to be sure. Time… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Just think of Emily Bronte, for example: psychotically bookish - but was there ever a woman screaming out so loudly for a good f***ing?… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of my mediocrity… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Zach was sitting in the passenger seat, seemingly calm and happy and content with his place in the world. The git.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image