Being bored Quote by Sparki Dee Download Open image “As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn” — Sparki Dee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being bored Boredom Funny facebook status
Boredom turns a man to sex, a woman to shopping, and it drives newscasters berserk. — Bruce Herschensohn Copy Share Image
A man with a great curiosity will never get bored even if he lives millions years! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
For the amoral herd that fears boredom above all else, everything becomes entertainment. Sex and sport, politics and the arts are transformed into entertainment.… — Merold Westphal Copy Share Image
“Getting bored pertains only to the stupid people in this planet of wonders! For the clever, even the simplest things of life - like… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
See this life even shocks me, I got some people on my nuts call jockey. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
In the years since, I've discovered there's a lot to be said for boredom. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“After you’ve been to fight club, watching football on television is watching pornography when you could be having great sex.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
No one should ever be bored. … One can be horrified, or disgusted, but one can’t be bored. — G. H. Hardy Copy Share Image
Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
A man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore. — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why should I stop working? If I do, I'll die and it'll all be finished. 'm lucky to work in the most perfect of… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
[To become a poet] The most important thing is to pay attention. The next would probably be to read; it's so important to pay… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
Being bored is not a legitimate excuse to post 1000+ webcam photos of yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success. — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
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