Elevator Quote by Tommy Morrison Download Open image “I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.” — Tommy Morrison ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Elevator Fart People Sue Wanting
If there are 2 people in an elevator, and one farts, everyone knows who did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart..... — Lol Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this. — Robert Bly Copy Share Image
There I sat all broken hearted, Tried to shit and only farted. Later on I took a chance, Tried to fart and shit my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the back door. You’re letting all the cold air in.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM....AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec Copy Share Image
If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
With my style, training is very rigorous. You're toe-to-toe, getting beat on six days a week for five or six weeks leading to a… — Tommy Morrison Copy Share Image
Beating a legend is a very good feeling, but internally I was processing the realization that I could compete with anyone. — Tommy Morrison Copy Share Image
I was the first player at Jay to play four years varsity. As a frosh, I was a punter. From my soph through senior… — Tommy Morrison Copy Share Image
If I met a girl, I'd tell her straight up, 'I might run into someone else I want to go out with; don't be… — Tommy Morrison Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a kid, I've been confident of coming out on top in a brawl, but the ring is a lot different… — Tommy Morrison Copy Share Image
People don't like to see a sloppy fight, to see heavyweights wallow around. They like to see exciting fighters. — Tommy Morrison Copy Share Image
I realize that there's a whole generation of kids out there like me who are totally disregarding the moral values taught to us by… — Tommy Morrison Copy Share Image
When I go to my health club, and it's in the basement, you have to take the elevator down. And this drives me crazy.… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
The reason I quit being a sales manager over twenty years now is because I hate elevator pitches. I want to write stories and… — Kurt Busiek Copy Share Image
Before, I would play a little hoops, a little tennis. Now it's more yoga, Pilates, stretching, some light weight work, push-ups, sit-ups, resistance things.… — Robin Roberts Copy Share Image
I've taken clowns into the war in Bosnia, the refugee camps of Kosovo, and none of those are any more important than clowning in… — Patch Adams Copy Share Image
On any given vote, on any given day, a smart senator who has taken a bold or controversial position can reach far more media… — Jim Webb Copy Share Image
You get on an elevator with someone, you say hi to them, you speak to them. You give respect. That's just how I've always… — Quinn Cook Copy Share Image
What's a space elevator? Simply described, it's a thin ribbon, about 3 feet wide and 60 thousand miles long, stretching upwards from the surface… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
When we was making a song called 'Bring Da Ruckus,' we took the snare, and we put it in an elevator shaft and recorded… — Rza Copy Share Image
I don't know Sally Jenkins. I've met her once. I wouldn't know her in an elevator. — Daniel Snyder Copy Share Image
I love doing scenes with two actors in an elevator, but sometimes I'm a little boy, and I like swinging a sword with 800… — Michiel Huisman Copy Share Image
I was allowed to write about race using an elevator metaphor because of Toni Morrison and David Bradley and Ralph Ellison. Hopefully, me being… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
I got my first job the old-fashioned way: I took an elevator to the top floor of many buildings and walked down floor by… — Alan Patricof Copy Share Image
