Probing Quote by Dennis Vickers

“Hung in the air like fart gas in an elevator, insecurity in a prom ballroom, guilt around a police lineup.”

— Dennis Vickers

“If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a…

— Jessica Zafra

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“You’ve the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind. Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of…

— Scott Lynch

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“I'm out of the room in the next instant, like a man wanting breath, after suffocating through the horror of a burrito eating obese…

— Nix Banner

“Life is a cat asleep on the window sill suddenly waking as it falls from the third floor.”

— Tiziano Scarpa

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni

“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”

— Dorothy Garlock

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“Quiet as a mouse in a room full of cats.”

— Bart J. Gilbertson

“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just as I…

— Michael Buckley