Regret Quote by Dennis Vickers

“Probing the corners of the room like a caged cat, fly caught in a jar, fart in an elevator.”

— Dennis Vickers

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a…

— Jessica Zafra

“the most embarrassing, awkward moments of your life are only remembered by you and no one else. That no one judges you when you…

— pleasefindthis

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“I almost shit my pants and shriek to high heaven when a loud knock comes from the outside of the car”

— Belle Aurora

“These guys fart a lot as well. I'm not saying that girls don't. We just aren't as passionate about them. The smell is sometimes…

— Melina Marchetta