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“You are such a piece of shit,” I yell into the quiet cab, slapping the horn accidentally. It makes a sound like a wounded…

— M. Leighton

“I got out of my car, locked it tight as a virgin, and entered his back seat, where a Milky Way wrapper greeted me…

— Robert Downs

“When I saw the car pulling into the driveway and I saw her getting out and walking towards the house, can you imagine Nadezhda,…

— Marina Lewycka

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”

— Nicole Peeler

“Hung in the air like fart gas in an elevator, insecurity in a prom ballroom, guilt around a police lineup.”

— Dennis Vickers

“and he opens his mouth. “You live in a shit hole, drive a shit car, and wear…”

— Pam Godwin

“When I was all set to go, when I had my bags and all, I stood for a while next to the stairs and…

— J.D. Salinger

“Inside my head, I shit my pants.”

— Max Allan Collins

“The thing is, I was so bursting for the loo that I thought my bladder was going to explode. I could hardly speak, let…

— Jill Mansell

“Then I put the keys in the ignition, squeal like a girl when it turns over, and drive off...in my fucking Delorean. Bitches.”

— Jay McLean

“When I die, I die. I could give a shit, ’cause it ain’t my problem. I’d just rather not shit my pants on the…

— Justin Halpern