Quote by J.A. Saare

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“I had worked my butt off for those bastards. I was good at my job. I had made them a fortune. And they just…

— Lee Child

“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or…

— Dinah Katt

“You’ve the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind. Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of…

— Scott Lynch

“I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don’t squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these…

— Stephanie McAfee

“Earth’s flaming farts, it worked!”

— N.K. Jemisin

“I didn't want to destroy anything or anybody. I just wanted to slip quietly out the back door, without causing any fuss or consequences,…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Oh, hell." He landed beside me, soft-footed on the pine needles. "This is beginning to have all the elements of a farce, isn't it?…

— Mary Stewart