Dicta Quote by J.A. Saare

“It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.”

— J.A. Saare

“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think…

— J.A. Saare

“The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee”

— J.A. Saare

“One bad corpse can ruin your whole day.”

— J.A. Saare

“Rhiannon's Law #63: Fake it until you make it. You might not know what the fuck you're doing, but that doesn't mean everyone else…

— J.A. Saare

“Stalking isn't cool unless you're an Edward.”

— J.A. Saare

“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?”

— J.A. Saare

“I nodded in approval, turned around and opened the door, and stepped into the hall. I walked past the receptionist, smiling at her shocked…

— J.A. Saare

“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”

— J.A. Saare

“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All…

— J.A. Saare

“Just because I’m on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn’t mean I’m actively seeking one out. It’s called covering all your bases.”

— J.A. Saare

“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f*cked up people find my company. One minute, I’m…

— J.A. Saare