Ja-saare Quote by J.A. Saare Download Open image ““The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee”” — J.A. Saare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ja-saare Renfield-syndrome Rhiannon Rhiannon-s-laws
“(law is) the pretty branding instrument invented by the overfed to protect themselves against the hungry ?” — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“The only thing that has changed is my tolerance for you, guardian. It now ranks somewhere between mosquitoes and YouTube commercials—annoying and practically unavoidable.” — Susan Illene Copy Share Image
“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called African Mamas Sucking Hog. I… — Andre Dubus III Copy Share Image
'Banshee' is the story of a man who gets out of prison, tracks down his long-lost love, and tries to reclaim what was stolen… — Antony Starr Copy Share Image
“This principle, getting it out of place, off-limits, the basic principle of swearing, I understand and approve.” — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
“[A TV commercial] crossed my desk in 1986. It came with a press release boasting about an enormous production budget employed in service of… — Bob Garfield Copy Share Image
“Amazing the rubbish idiots will believe if you shout it loudly enough.” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“I am told not to let the tone of this narrative become too dark. A certain 400-pound muse will park his 150-pound ass on… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Send me the article beforehand, don't forget, and try and let it be free from nonsense. Facts, facts, facts. And above all, let it… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Black Oroogu, the language with no nouns and only one adjective, which is obscene.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #63: Fake it until you make it. You might not know what the fuck you're doing, but that doesn't mean everyone else… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“I nodded in approval, turned around and opened the door, and stepped into the hall. I walked past the receptionist, smiling at her shocked… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn’t mean I’m actively seeking one out. It’s called covering all your bases.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f*cked up people find my company. One minute, I’m… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring. And damn,… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image