“It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Whereas I could conform to an emo crowd easily enough, pretending to matriculate from upper crust asshats was too surreal. Goose insisted my stellar attitude and superb language skills had to be put on hold while we were inside the… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #63: Fake it until you make it. You might not know what the fuck you're doing, but that doesn't mean everyone else… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“I nodded in approval, turned around and opened the door, and stepped into the hall. I walked past the receptionist, smiling at her shocked… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All that was missing were the Oompa Loompas and Willy-fucking-Wonka.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share
“Just because I’m on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn’t mean I’m actively seeking one out. It’s called covering all your bases.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
