Humor Quote by Elle Casey Download Open image ““I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”” — Elle Casey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Farted Shrieked Humor Panicked Panicked Farted Shame Shrieked Shrieked Humiliation
“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!” — Katie Thayne Copy Share Image
“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me."… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as… — Diary Wimpy Copy Share Image
“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...” — James Joyce Copy Share Image
“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Our chances of survival were entirely dependent on our ability and willingness to dominate others.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Scars are your body's way of healing, making that damaged part stronger than it ever wad before the pain” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Apparently, when faced with impending death, I completely lose my shit.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I love it when my brain just spontaneously takes over like that. It always surprises me.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Love comes in many flavors. Most people start out with vanilla and chocolate and work their way up to rum raisin but that doesn't… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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