“A lady doesn't have a running count of the men she's been with.” — Amy Noelle Count Copy Share Image
“Good-looking men were my kryptonite, and my friends were the antidote” — Amy Noelle Antidote Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't share my pudding with you if you were kissing other women either,” — Amy Noelle Kissing Copy Share Image
“Giving Jen shit was one of my favorite jobs in life, and I took it seriously.” — Amy Noelle Life Copy Share Image
“Had I called him only dangerous before? He was far, far worse than that. He was deadly.” — Amy Noelle Dangerous Copy Share Image
“Sitting at dinner with Mr. Wrong thinking about someone who could be Mr. Right. Any advice?” — Amy Noelle Mr right Copy Share Image
“I said 'okay' because those are valid reasons, and I'm not going to push you if you want to pretend this pull… — Amy Noelle Selfish Copy Share Image
“I’m just saying, you could never be with a guy who didn’t fight with you, who didn’t challenge you, and who didn’t… — Amy Noelle Dated Copy Share Image
“He doesn’t say he loves you at all. He doesn’t touch your skin or look into your eyes, and tell you you’re… — Amy Noelle Every Minute Copy Share Image
“It’s easy to forget all of the bad memories once you’ve found Mr. Right.” Her eyes got that look, and her smile… — Amy Noelle Bad memories Copy Share Image
“I'm only telling you that to torture you, not to make you happy.” — Amy Noelle Make happy Copy Share Image
“He was the first guy in God knew how long who was worth the effort.” — Amy Noelle Effort Copy Share Image
“This is something like our ninth date in a week. I sent my mom your picture. I think that qualifies you for… — Amy Noelle Girlfriend Status Copy Share Image
“I was to happy about that to ask him when his girlfriend would get to see him naked.” — Amy Noelle Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.” — Amy Noelle Fart Copy Share Image
“What I should have seen was that his soul was just as black as his features.” — Amy Noelle Soul Copy Share Image
“He'd done nothing wrong, other than being a man and not being the man that had gotten under my skin” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
“What do you think you’ve been doing to me, every day at work? Even before we were together, you teased me relentlessly.… — Amy Noelle Every day Copy Share Image
