Funny facebook status Quote by Renneec Download Open image “THAT MOMENT YOU IN A RUSH AND CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS...AND YOU KNOW YOU JUS SEEN THEM..” — Renneec ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Jus Seen Keys Keys Know Moment Rush Rush Keys Time
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Because you don’t ever find things when you’re looking for them. You find them when you’re not.” “If that were true, nobody would ever… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I lock my heart, hide the key and now waiting for someone to find that key — Duy Anh Copy Share Image
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are… — Anthony LaPaglia Copy Share Image
“fishing around in my clutch for my keys. I find them remarkably quickly, considering my disorientated hands, but getting one in the lock is… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
I feel very strongly when there's no chance for me to find a key to a piece. — Jan Garbarek Copy Share Image
It's a lot easier to be lost than found. It's the reason we're always searching and rarely discovered--so many locks not enough keys. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I have locked my heart and stashed the keys... even I dont know where — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
I've never looked through a keyhole without finding someone was looking back. — Judy Garland Copy Share Image
EVER HAD A EX-BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND THAT HATE ON U LOL...DNT FEEL OFFENDED CUS THATS THEIR JOB...SN::YOU HAV FINISH YOUR VOLUNTEER HOURS YOU MAY… — RENNEEC Copy Share Image
THE LOWEST FARTS B MORE STANKER THEN THE LOUD FARTS...THEN THINKING IT'S GONNA BE LOW THEN IT COMES OUT LOUD... — Renneec Copy Share Image
FART THEN WAIT TILL SOMEBODY ELSE SMELL IT THEN BLAME THEM…AND YOU KNOW YOU DID IT.. — Renneec Copy Share Image
I WISH MY EYES WAS AN XRAYS SO I CAN FIND THE GUY HEART THAT IS BEATING N THE SAME DIRECTION OF MINE... — RENNEEC Copy Share Image
YOU KNO U INLOVE WITH A PERSON WEN U SET BACK N PLAN WAT U ARE GOIN TO DO WEN HE COMES BACK IT… — RENNEEC Copy Share Image
CELL PHONE VOLUME UP LAYING RIGHT BY YOUR PHONE STILL CHECKING TO SEE IF SOMEBODY TEXT OR CALLED... — Renneec Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image