Everything Quote by D. B. Weiss

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

— Nikhil Saluja

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

— Robert Gottlieb

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds…

— Mel Brooks

My farts smell like they shit their pants.

— Green Monk

Every man knows the smell of his own fart.

— Confucius

I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when every person…

— Paul Auster

Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way.

— Nikhil Saluja