Fart Quote by Craig Benzine

“every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with…

— Philip K. Dick

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“you can’t fart without changing the balance in the universe”

— Philip K. Dick

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think of you. Could this be love?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty…

— Greg Knauss

“When the silence gets warmer, the fart has been released”

— T. Haque

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”

— Frater U.D