“Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.” — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
“Time travel is awesome…And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.” — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
“This quote will self-destruct in…4…3…2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?” — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
