At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
