Bathroom Quote by Craig Benzine Download Open image “Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.” — Craig Benzine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Bathroom Bathroom Funny Inspirational Love
Before you go to the bathroom in someones house make sure they have toilet paper…i now know — Cici Says Copy Share Image
“Proceed through each one of the actions in your bathroom routine by reminding yourself of why it is a necessary, positive, and useful part… — S.J. Scott Copy Share Image
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you use the bathroom in sombeodies house makesure they have toilet paper — Ciara Leon Copy Share Image
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
