At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
“Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.” — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
